Vogon Poetry
Vogon Poetry Thank you to Prostetnic Twulve and The Neanderthal for assembling the following for me. Attention, Imperium Starport Air Traffic Control, as per Imperium regulations for entering usage of Imperium Resources, I give notice that Prostetnic Twulve of the Vogon Heavy Industries Surveyor Sphere requires landing vector at the Imperium Starport. As per The Forms and generally accepted Admiralty Laws, I inform you that Vogon Heavy Indistries is not in the system for demolitions. Vogon Heavy Industries is a wholly owned subsidiary of Vogon Bulk Industrials (VBI). Vogon Bulk Industrials (VBI), as defined for these purposes, includes all facilities, property, products, services, officers, employees, representatives, dependents and lackeys of any Vogon controlled agency, Vogon contractors, or related businesses. Vogon Bulk Industrials (VBI), accepts no responsibility whatsoever over whatever jiggery-pokery comes to your mind that you might imagine to be thoughts and spewed for...