Proto-Retro-Turbo-Encabulator

Proto-Retro-Turbo-Encabulator



Weyland Yutani has been researching to develop a line of automation products that establishes new standards for quality, technological leadership, and operating excellence.

With customer success as our primary focus, work has been proceeding to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of an instrument that would not only provide inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.

Such a machine is the Weyland Yutani’s "Proto-Retro-Turbo-Encabulator".

The new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it's produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance.

The original machine had a base plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan.

The line-up consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzul vanes so fitted to the ambaphascient lunar wain shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdle spring on the 'up' end of the grammeters.

Forty-one manestically spaced grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slipstream a mixture of high S-value phenylhydrobenzamine and 5% reminative tetryliodohexamine.

Both of these liquids have specific pericosities given by:

 P = 2.5C_{n^{6.7}}

Where

 n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition

 C is Cholmondeley's annular grillage coefficient.

Initially n was measured with the aid of a meta-polar refractive pilfrometer, but up to the present date nothing has been found to equal the transcendental hopper dadoscope.

The turbo-encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and its being successfully used in the operation of nover trunnions. In addition, whenever a forescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal repleneration.

The Proto Retro Turbo Encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and its being successfully used in the operation of Milford trunnions.

It's available soon, wherever Weyland Yutani products are being sold.

References:

Rumpelvestein, L.E., Z. Elektro-technistatisch-Donnerblitz vii.

Oriceddubg of the Peruvian Academy of Skatological Sciences, June 1914.

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