The Yazira Khwairif Tamaris Bagrationi of the Tsovereign Commonwealth of Mu Draconis

Bowels filled with compassion By Prostetnic Twulve.  Telepath cringed as I passed next time keep my thoughts to yourself Stasis between stars Sentenced to serve for thought crimes Cold, dark, and alone They say, 'hide your passions!', Yet I can't resist the roar of rocketships Asteroids collide without a sound... We maneuver between fragments. waiting unshaven, my spacesuit halfway on in the not-yet dawn Alone, busy yet bored, in the dropship-- wistfully thinking of doom Going to red planet, soldiers and prostetnics, another stupid job We came in the season of a cold moon... one star fell...then many... after dropships aerobots glide thru the streetlights then back to darkness Thru empty windows of abandoned buildings, a stupid napalm bat... on these radioactive wastelands... the weak shrill cry of humani We all got suspicious when we turned out the lights and Max was still glowing serious children scrape dust from the joints of the war machines carrion bugs scattered with ...

Baseline Bob Show Episode 9 Visits the Fnordia Reinvented Toilet Exposition. By Hannah Dvoryanin   He believes fluoridated water is a plot by the government to make people stupid and docile.   He believes that some world government will come with black stealth helicopters to take over the country.   He believes that airplane condensation trails are some toxic combination of aluminium, strontium, and barium for some government series of experiments.   He believes the photographic evidence that the Death Star is flat. Teach the controversy.   He believes that anti-vaccination movements are an enemy plot to make the population vulnerable to disease.   He believes there are enemy governments that use animals to spy on us, particularly squirrels.   He believes that microwaves are secret government listening devices.   He thinks his toaster is trying to convince him to commit suicide.   He thinks his Rhoomba is...

Baseline Bob Show Episode 8 Promotes Toy Safety Exemption. By Hannah Dvoryanin   He has scared lungs and a chronic cough from untreated childhood bronchitis. He has only partial lung capacity from untreated childhood asthma. He has skin melanoma’s forming from never wearing sunscreen as a child. He has thin papery skin from childhood malnutrition. He has long periods of apathy from misdiagnosed Attention Span Deficit. He has thinning and brittle hair, frequent rashes, water retention, bloating, and an enlarged liver from long term protein deficiency. He has thin brittle bones from a lifetime of calcium deficiency. He maybe sat too close to the television, maybe he listened to music too loudly.   Who can live with such torturous pain every day?   That’s right, Kids….IT’S BASELINE BOB!   The Imperium Holo-Net’s favourite picaresque morality fable celebrity, BASELINE BOB!   <Cue the Baseline Bob Theme Song>   (Kids...